BOOK REVIEW: Spidralien by E.A. Hoffmann

Looking for a fast, funny sci-fi horror read with alien spiders, museum chaos, dark humor, and a heroine who refuses to be assimilated?

Spidralien is a creature-feature horror novella set inside Vienna’s Natural History Museum, where spider-like aliens, marital dysfunction, and one very stubborn neurodivergent brain collide.

Readers have called it “wonderfully fast-paced and captivating” and “fun and surprisingly hilarious.”

Perfect for fans of sci-fi horror, creature features, alien horror, horror comedy, survival horror, and weird indie horror.

Would you let the hive mind in?

Interested? You can find this book at the following Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HCLTM41F

BOOK REVIEW: Cecaelia by E.A. Hoffmann

Looking for a fast, bloody creature feature with ocean horror, small-town secrets, and science gone horribly wrong?

Cecaelia is an indie horror novel about a genetically engineered octopus terrorizing a small island community. Think Jaws meets Resident Evil with ocean horror, suspense, gore, and a monster you may end up rooting for.

Perfect for readers who love creature features, ocean horror, monster horror, indie horror, survival horror, science-gone-wrong stories, and fast-paced thrillers.

Would you survive Vandergeld Island?

Interested in this book? You can buy it on Amazon at the following link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX2YDH9V

Ocean Horror Books That Will Make You Fear the Water

The ocean covers more than 70% of Earth’s surface. Humans have mapped less of it than Mars’s surface. That’s not a wonder; that’s a threat. Somewhere below the bathyal dark, in pressures that would crush a submarine hull, in temperatures barely above freezing, something lives. Probably several somethings. We don’t know what they are. We may never know. Ocean horror books have built entire architectures of dread out of exactly that ignorance, and the writers on this list are among the best at doing it.

Jaws by Peter Benchley (1974)

The novel is darker and more morally tangled than the film most people know. The shark is still the shark, but Benchley is more interested in what the shark reveals about the humans onshore: the corruption, the cowardice, the way a community will risk lives to protect its summer economy. The creature is the frame; the horror is the people. If you want creature-driven ocean horror with real teeth (sorry), this is still the clearest entry point in the genre.

Into the Drowning Deep by Mira Grant (2017)

The most consistently recommended contemporary ocean horror novel, and the recommendation is earned. Grant reimagines mermaids as ambush predators, built for deep water and designed to kill, then strands a research crew with them on a vessel in the Pacific with no extraction window. The creature-feature mechanics are tight, the ensemble cast is well-drawn, and the pacing doesn’t let you breathe. This is the right starting point if you want modern nautical horror with biological teeth. Available in print, on Kindle, and on Audible.

Cecaelia by E.A. Hoffmann (2026)

For readers who want their ocean horror meaner, faster, and packed with creature-feature chaos, Cecaelia delivers genetically engineered octopuses, a coastal community in danger, and the kind of escalating disaster that starts with something in the water and keeps getting worse. Set around Vandergeld Island off the New Jersey coast, the novel blends marine horror, science-gone-wrong, and survival thriller elements as an unnaturally intelligent Giant Pacific Octopus escapes containment. Think Jaws with tentacles and a touch of Jurassic Park: isolated beaches, bad decisions, increasingly impossible-to-ignore warning signs, and a predator that is far more intelligent than anyone expected. It’s a strong pick for readers who love modern creature features, ocean horror, and monsters that don’t behave like simple animals.

NETGALLEY BOOK REVIEW: Youthjuice by E.K. Sathue

⭐ Quick Snapshot

  • Genre: Horror / Satire
  • Format: Audiobook (via NetGalley)
  • Published: 2024
  • Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5)

✨ First Impressions

I received this audiobook from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. The premise immediately caught my attention: a wellness empire in NYC with a too-good-to-be-true beauty product. I expected satire, but what I got was something darker, stranger, and far more entertaining.


📖 What It’s About (Spoiler-Free)

Sophia works at HEBE, a luxury skincare and wellness company in SoHo. She struggles with childhood trauma and chews her hands until they’re raw—hiding them beneath gloves. When HEBE gifts her their latest product, youthjuice, Sophia tests it on her damaged skin, and the results are nothing short of miraculous.

But perfection comes at a cost. As Sophia digs deeper into HEBE’s pristine facade, she uncovers disturbing truths behind the cream’s effectiveness—and what she finds is both horrifying and hilarious.


🖋️ Writing & Style

Sathue’s writing blends biting satire with grotesque body horror. The pacing keeps you hooked: mundane office culture one moment, a shocking reveal the next. The narration in the audiobook amplified the unsettling, glossy-yet-creepy tone perfectly.


👤 Characters / Key Ideas

  • Sophia: a flawed but sympathetic lead—her gloves and anxieties make her feel very real.
  • HEBE: less a company than a character itself, with its polished branding hiding depravity.
  • Themes: beauty standards, consumerism, and the horror of what we’ll endure for perfection.

💡 Highlights & Favorite Moments

  • The opening immediately sets a tone of dread mixed with humor.
  • The reveal about Sophia’s lace gloves was one of the most disturbing—and memorable—twists.
  • The slow unraveling of youthjuice’s secret kept me both horrified and amused.

🤔 What Could Be Better

The horror is deliciously grotesque, but some readers may find the body horror a little too intense or over the top. If you prefer your satire sharp but subtle, this one doesn’t hold back.


🎯 Final Verdict

Youthjuice is a disgustingly fun mix of satire and horror. It exposes the rot under glossy consumer culture, all while making you laugh, cringe, and squirm. If you like American Psycho meets The Devil Wears Prada—with a horror twist—this is a must-read (or listen).


📌 Verdict: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5)


💬 Let’s Discuss!

Have you read Youthjuice yet? Did the mix of horror and humor work for you, or was it too grotesque? Let me know what you think in the comments!

BOOK REVIEW: Leave the World Behind by Rumaan Alam

Book Length: 248 pages

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Genre: Fiction, Contemporary, Thriller, Mystery, Horror

Goodreads’ Synopsis: A magnetic novel about two families, strangers to each other, who are forced together on a long weekend gone terribly wrong

Amanda and Clay head to a remote corner of Long Island expecting a a quiet reprieve from life in New York City, quality time with their teenage son and daughter and a taste of the good life in the luxurious home they’ve rented for the week. But with a late-night knock on the door, the spell is broken. Ruth and G. H., an older couple who claim to own the home, have arrived there in a panic. These strangers say that a sudden power outage has swept the city, and – with nowhere else to turn – they have come to the country in search of shelter.

But with the TV and internet down, and no phone service, the facts are unknowable. Should Amanda and Clay trust this couple – and vice versa? What has happened back in New York? Is the holiday home, isolated from civilisation, a truly safe place for their families? And are they safe from one another?

Read Start Date: February 18, 2024

Read Finish Date: March 31, 2024

My Review: I first learned about this novel when I watched the film adaptation on Netflix. The movie was eerie and strange, and I knew I just had to read the book.

The novel begins with Amanda and Clay, a middle-class white couple from Brooklyn, who take their teenage children on a trip to a luxurious rental home in a remote area in the Hamptons (Long Island, New York). However, their vacation takes a dramatic turn when the house’s owners, an older Black couple named Ruth and G. H., unexpectedly return, claiming that there is a blackout in New York City and that it’s not safe to stay there.

In their isolation–no one else around–the families can almost pretend everything is fine. Then a loud, strange noise cracks the windows. The television and cell phone services don’t work, and they are cut off from everything and everyone. If that wasn’t enough, hundreds of deer are migrating. A loud noise rends the air, shattering glass. There is no news. No one knows what is happening. Sprinkled in with this tense situation, the author provides snippets of information about what is occurring in the larger world, known only to the reader, which adds to the suspense.

The book is well written. Some characters are more developed than others, and the adults (especially Amanda and Clay) are each flawed in their own way. Amanda is a bit of a racist, while Clay is a bit of a weakling. They all seem to stick their head in the sand (which can get annoying in a crisis situation). The story moves slowly. Nothing really happens. The tension is drawn out and never comes to a head. This novel has no ending, leaving the reader to guess the fate of the characters.

While I enjoyed it overall, I admit that I was waiting for the more dramatic moments of the movie to take place in the book. They never occurred. Not that it changed my thoughts on the book overall, but a forewarning if you’re like me and have seen the movie already and are thinking of reading the book.

All the above being said, I think that this book would be a perfect choice for readers who enjoy psychological thrillers that explore human behavior under pressure and leave room for interpretation. If you’re looking for a fast-paced, action-packed read, this is not it. But for those who appreciate a slow-burning mystery with a focus on character dynamics, I would definitely recommend it.

BOOK REVIEW: In a Lonely Place by Karl Edward Wagner

Book Length: 260 pages

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Genre: Fiction, Horror, Short Stories, Gothic, Anthologies

Read Start Date: February 2, 2024

Read Finish Date: March 19, 2024

Goodreads’ Synopsis: One of the most important horror collections of modern times, back in print at last!

Karl Edward Wagner (1945-1994) has earned a reputation as one of the finest horror writers of the modern era, but his work has been out of print and nearly unobtainable for many years. His seminal volume In a Lonely Place collects eight of his best tales, including “In the Pines,” a classic ghost story evocatively set in the Tennessee woods, “Beyond Any Measure,” an original take on the vampire story, “River of Night’s Dreaming,” a surreal and nightmarish masterpiece inspired by The King in Yellow, and the author’s most famous tale, “Sticks,” a disturbing story thought by many to have been the basis for The Blair Witch Project.
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This new edition includes all the stories from the original 1983 edition, plus an additional rare tale and the author’s afterword from the Scream/Press limited edition, and features a new introduction by Ramsey Campbell.

My Review:

The Pines: Reeling from the death of their only son, a married couple, Gerry and Janet, rent an old cabin nestled in the forest. They want to get away from life. To rest. To recover. Gerry, angry and depressed, drinks a little too much, and in his drunken haze, he begins to experience strange things. While I liked this story, I can’t say I loved it. It felt too short. The tension didn’t have time to build. The mystery was summarily explained rather than unfolded layer by layer.

Where the Summer Ends: Mercer is a collector of antiques and often shops at the dilapidated home of Mr. Gradie. He’s been buttering the old man up to part with a wood mantle at an affordable price that would go great in his apartment. This is what the story is about on the surface. Underlying this seemingly mundane transaction is the fast growth of the invasive kudzu plant and the mutilation of homeless men around town. The tension of this 28-page story grows as steadily as the kudzu. The twist at the end was unexpected and brought the story to an end in a dramatic fashion.

Sticks: In the spring of 1942, artist and illustrator Colin Leverett–he had just been drafted to fight in WWII–went fishing in Mann Brook, New York. Walking to the river, he came across a dilapidated house and several “lashed-together framework of sticks,” reminding him of a “bizarre crucifix.” He put pen to paper and began to draw several of the most intricately put-together stick formations. Several decades later, Leverett struggles to make a living, his artwork becoming too dark after his experiences in WWII for mainstream consumption. One day, he gets a call from a publisher interested in his dark style. Compelled to use the sticks as part of the illustrations, Leverett sets in motion a dangerous path that he cannot escape.

The Fourth Seal: The protagonist was hired as a medical doctor at a new institution. He is a cancer researcher and makes a breakthrough discovery. Just when he thinks he will have the opportunity to change the world, he is thrown a curveball that threatens not only his perspective but also his life. This story was interesting and had an unexpected twist at the end.

More Sinned Against: Candi Thorne was an aspiring actress in L.A. until she met actor hopeful Richards Justin. Introduced to drugs, Candi is forced into a downward spiral of acting in porn films, and when her looks fade due to drug use, prostitution to feed her habit — and to maintain the lazy and lecherous Richards. She does it all for love and on the promise that Richards will support her when he makes it big in Hollywood. She believes that investing in his future is also an investment in hers. It was no surprise to this reader that Richards was not faithful to his word. As I read this story, I felt bad for Candi, and sometimes I wanted to scream at her and tell her to WAKE UP to his obvious treachery. The ending, therefore, although unexpected, was highly welcome.

.220 Swift: Dr. Kendall is an archeologist in search of the mines of the ancients, built by the Spanish conquistadors in 1540. I was very interested in the story at the beginning. The mystery surrounding the hills captivated my attention. However, as the story moved along, it took an odd and unexpected turn. I wasn’t a fan of this twist, as it seemed too far removed from the original story. There were just certain elements that were introduced that I didn’t care for.

The River of Nights Dreaming: If I had to describe this story in one word, it would be confusion. The main character, Cassilda, was involved in a bus crash and swam to the opposite shore of the lake where the bus had sunk. Evidently, she was in prison for an unknown offense, and this was her chance to escape. They would think she had died in the crash and she could live a life of freedom. When she emerged from the water, a shadowy animal pursued her, and she sought refuge in the home of an elderly woman and her companion. Then the story really got strange–the women are not what they first appear to be. I did not understand the ending and found this one altogether weird and confusing, and it was not one of my favorites.

Beyond Any Measure: Lisette is an American girl attending school in London. She has been having realistic nightmares and, on the urging of her lover, Danielle, goes to see a hypnotherapist who theorizes that reincarnation is real. He believes that Lisette’s dreams are in fact memories of her past life. The twist at the end of this story has intrigued me and I’ve been thinking about it since I finished this story. Not a bad way to end an anthology!

This is a must read for horror fans!

NETGALLEY BOOK REVIEW: Hearers of the Constant Hum by William Pauley III

Audiobook Length: 6 hours and 50 minutes

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Genre: Fiction, Horror, Bizarro Fiction

Publisher: Doom Fiction

Published Date: September 11, 2021

Goodreads’ Synopsis: Della Comb is the queen of her hive. She’s only in her early twenties, but she’s already managed to build an empire selling drugs to junkies who are looking for the ultimate escape. The key to her success is that she manufactures her drugs with a secret ingredient: a very specific blend of pesticides.

Her only problem is the two bumbling exterminators she’s come to rely on for product. They spend more time playing video games and making armchair philosophies than actually working. Thankfully, they realize they too are short on supplies—pizza and breakfast burritos—so they give her a call, asking to meet up at the Chase High Rise, a building known for its unique brand of squalor.

Immediately, she feels sick to her stomach. Not only is the place absolutely disgusting, but it’s also home to Bill Krang, a man who claims to hear insects speaking. The things they say don’t make sense, even to him, but the words are causing him to physically deteriorate at a rapid pace.

Della’s ultimate fear is meeting this man and contracting his disease. However, business is business, and Krang’s apartment is abundant of product. Before long, she finds herself thrown straight into her worst nightmare, and the experience…changes her.

HEARERS OF THE CONSTANT HUM challenges its readers to work against instinct by exposing the dangers of our own curiosity. It’s more than just a story, it’s a warning of a much needed social change. We either take its advice, or risk rewriting what it means to be human in a world ran by insects.

Read Start Date: February 11, 2024

Read Finish Date: February 18, 2024

My Review: I received this audiobook from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review. Bill Krang, our protagonist, is a captivating mess. He’s plagued by the constant hum, a nonsensical insect chant that both drives him mad and fuels his bizarre investigation into the deeper meaning of the chant. As he gains knowledge about his situation and the world at large, his body begins to decay — to collapse. He lives alone in a dingy apartment filled with cockroaches when he meets Della and her exterminators.

This book is dark and weird, and I enjoyed the particularly unconventional and unsettling atmosphere. My skin crawled with Pauley’s description of the cockroaches. As always, Pauley’s prose is descriptive and draws the reader into the story. The characters are another highlight of this book. The exterminators are characters from another of Pauley’s books, The Brothers Crunk, which I have not read yet. I know what I’ll be reading next!

Connor Brannigan is, as always, a fantastic narrator.

I would highly recommend this book to people who like weird and/or bizarre horror fiction. If you are already a fan of Pauley’s books, this one won’t disappoint.

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BOOK REVIEW: Holly by Stephen King

Audiobook Length: 15 hours and 24 minutes

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Genre:  Fiction, Horror, Thriller, Supernatural

Read Start Date: December 30, 2023

Read Finish Date: January 6, 2024

Goodreads’ Synopsis: Stephen King’s Holly marks the triumphant return of beloved King character Holly Gibney. Readers have witnessed Holly’s gradual transformation from a shy (but also brave and ethical) recluse in Mr. Mercedes to Bill Hodges’s partner in Finders Keepers to a full-fledged, smart, and occasionally tough private detective in The Outsider. In King’s new novel, Holly is on her own, and up against a pair of unimaginably depraved and brilliantly disguised adversaries.

When Penny Dahl calls the Finders Keepers detective agency hoping for help locating her missing daughter, Holly is reluctant to accept the case. Her partner, Pete, has Covid. Her (very complicated) mother has just died. And Holly is meant to be on leave. But something in Penny Dahl’s desperate voice makes it impossible for Holly to turn her down.

Mere blocks from where Bonnie Dahl disappeared live Professors Rodney and Emily Harris. They are the picture of bourgeois respectability: married octogenarians, devoted to each other, and semi-retired lifelong academics. But they are harboring an unholy secret in the basement of their well-kept, book-lined home, one that may be related to Bonnie’s disappearance. And it will prove nearly impossible to discover what they are up to: they are savvy, they are patient, and they are ruthless.

Holly must summon all her formidable talents to outthink and outmaneuver the shockingly twisted professors in this chilling new masterwork from Stephen King.

My Review: The plot revolves around the disappearance of Bonnie Dahl, a teenage girl. Holly, despite being on leave and grappling with personal grief, agrees to take the case. As Holly investigates, she uncovers a series of unsettling disappearances in the seemingly peaceful town. The narrative switches between the past and present and between the POVs of Holly and the Harris’s. On Goodreads, this book is marked as the third book in the “Holly Gibney” series. I read and reviewed the first book, The Outsider, in 2019, and you can find the review here. I read the second book If it Bleeds, in 2020 and was on a reviewing hiatus then, so I did not review it. I have not read the Bill Hodges series yet.

This book is more or less a standalone book, although there were several references to the previous books, which I did not fully understand. Having read the other books 3-4 years ago respectively, I did not fully remember them. That being said, it wasn’t important to the main plot, so reading this book without first reading the others would not matter all that much.

I wouldn’t call this a mystery because you already know the “who-done-it” as the reader. The “why” of it all comes near the end of the book and was something that I wasn’t expecting. I thought the book was well-paced and had enough horror and suspense to keep me interested. Essentially, the book delivers a satisfying mystery with gradual reveals, unexpected twists, and a chilling atmosphere.

Holly is a complex and nuanced character. Despite being a germaphobe during a pandemic, having lost her mother (due to COVID-19), and having her business partner in the hospital (also with COVID-19), Holly is courageous and determined to stop these serial killers at all costs. I also enjoyed reading about the secondary characters and the subplots were interesting and carefully and masterfully interwoven into the main narrative.

The one criticism I have about the book is that I was not thrilled with the level that COVID-19 played in the story.

In 2020, I was living in Austria, so my experience with the pandemic was much different than that of Americans. In the book, every time people met, there was some discussion of COVID-19. Some characters shook hands, others bumped elbows. There was always some commentary about it, and it was obvious where each character stood on the issue. After the first few times, it honestly felt redundant and tedious. Was it really like that in America? Was everyone obsessed with COVID-19? Was it the first topic of conversation with every human interaction? Even in 2021, when the present-day portion of the book took place? While the inclusion of COVID-19 might have been true to the times, I do not feel it added anything to the story and could have been left out entirely. I get that sometimes art is true to life, but can we not just forget about COVID-19 for once?

Nevertheless, my feelings about this book are mainly positive and I would recommend this book to other fans of Stephen King, especially those who enjoy strong female protagonists and suspenseful mysteries.

NETGALLEY BOOK REVIEW: Automated Daydreaming by William Pauley III

Audiobook Length: 5 hours and 53 minutes

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Genre: Fiction, Horror, Bizarro Fiction

Publisher: Doom Fiction

Published Date: November 14 ,2021

Goodreads’ Synopsis: This is a cycle. Unalleviated, its components are connected by electricity and fed through the rage of lightning. Insect and road monsters scour the desert. Bodies morph into new constructions, only partially human and searching for conclusion. Tongues entwine in an embrace of benthos, while mermaids and jellyfish glow in tandem. The moon is waiting. Dream.

Read Start Date: February 8, 2024

Read Finish Date: February 11, 2024

My Review: I received this audiobook from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review. Usually, I love Pauley’s books, and I have read nearly everything he has written. While I usually give Pauley’s books 5 stars, this one didn’t land as nicely as the others. Honestly, I think I was too triggered by this book. For example, there was one particularly graphic scene of rape with a truly “bizarro fiction” twist. It was too much. The writing was so vivid, and it was so disgusting that it literally turned my stomach.

The above being said, I am still giving this book 4 stars. Pauley is a master at description. It is what I love about his writing. Connor Brannigan returns as the narrator; his performance was as great as usual. Bricker Cablejuice (great character name) is immortal, and he is forced to live the lives of 5 other people through “automated daydreaming.” It was a little confusing how the lives intertwined as Cablejuice “switched between channels.” Each of the lives was very interesting and unique.

If you’re looking for a light and fluffy read, this is not the book for you. But if you’re interested in a dark, weird, vivid, and imaginative story, then Automated Daydreaming is definitely worth checking out. Just be prepared for some disturbing content.

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Shelf Control Wednesdays: January 10, 2024

Shelf Control is hosted by Bookshelf Fantasies. Instead of always looking ahead to upcoming new releases, I thought I’d start a weekly feature focusing on already released books that I want to read. Consider this a variation of a Wishing & Waiting post… but looking at books already available, and in most cases, books that are either on my shelves or on my Kindle!

Title: In a Lonely Place

Author: Karl Edward Wagner

Published: 1974

Length: 270 pages

Goodreads Synopsis: Karl Edward Wagner (1945-1994) has earned a reputation as one of the finest horror writers of the modern era, but his work has been out of print and nearly unobtainable for many years. His seminal volume In a Lonely Place collects eight of his best tales, including “In the Pines,” a classic ghost story evocatively set in the Tennessee woods, “Beyond Any Measure,” an original take on the vampire story, “River of Night’s Dreaming,” a surreal and nightmarish masterpiece inspired by The King in Yellow, and the author’s most famous tale, “Sticks,” a disturbing story thought by many to have been the basis for The Blair Witch Project.
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This new edition includes all the stories from the original 1983 edition, plus an additional rare tale and the author’s afterword from the Scream/Press limited edition, and features a new introduction by Ramsey Campbell.

How I got it: The library

When I got it: 2023

Why I want to read it: I was browsing the shelves and came across this one. It is a new edition of an older published work, and the description seemed really interesting.